Wednesdays Whopper Review: A testament to an establishment based on Smoke and Mirrors
I sit here days after eating, writing this here blog and this burger still lurks in the mind and has yet to settle in the stomach. This establishment is all smoke and mirrors, playing the clientele with catchy jingles to trick us into another visit filled with disappointment. Loyal readers asked me to review this as they need to know what an expert thinks of this monstrosity before trying it for themselves. These collab meals are designed for the people that order them to feel stupid when ordering, you will not convince me otherwise. I digress and will move on to the burger that is named after the iconic burger of the establishment, but seems to have found a way to add cheese to it. This confuses me as why would they add cheese in this situation? Do they know it helps mask their terrible burger patty’s? Why not do this with the regular burger? Tradition? If so, I spit on that tradition don't let ego get in your way with this one. The meat really is that bad, it tasted like how I feel the grill at the end of a long night of grilling burgers before it is cleaned would taste. Like I was to run my tongue right along the grill, that metal taste and all. The veggies were fresh and the condiments aided the flailing burger and that is the only compliment I can give this burger. I felt bad in the days after and the feelings my stomach went through could warrant their own therapy sessions. I was too generous in the past on the King, but that stops now, this burger was a 2.1/10 and that score comes from the sole fact that it wont kill you but could, hypothetically, keep you alive with the calories within it.
*Side note: when I ordered the purple whopper in the drive thru, I was met with confusion and asked a couple of times before I used the actual name of the Wednesday Whopper. See it was made to make me feel dumb.
Wednesday Whopper Ingredients: Charbroiled beef patty, mayonnaise, iceberg lettuce, sliced tomatoes, sliced white onions, crunchy pickles and ketchup, and a toasted purple bun (due to addition of purple sweet potato somewhere) with sesame seeds.
A Picture of the bad burger
Another picture of the bad burger
See there is no angle this burger looks good
There really is no saving this burger