Breaking News: People with Raccoon taste can rejoice, Subway sauces can be found at home

Have you ever wanted to come home and spread a terrible chain restaurants sauce on something you are eating? Maybe dip something in a sauce that will remind you of the smell of a wrong decision when picking where to eat? Look no further, Subway has launched an at home sauce line that will inspire you to look inside and finally realize you have hit rock bottom. Go ahead get the sauce, put it in a case that you have to break for emergency only. That way when you need to serve that friend that you could do without, it will be there but there will be no way you intentionally grab it, unless you need to realize things can always get worse.

Curious to see how long this stunt lasts, its the latest in the chain restaurants launching sauces for home consumption. I think this is the moment we as a society can honestly say that we have gone too far, whats next, Burger King will be launching a sauce? We have to stand for something as a society, say no.

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